So you wish to witness the cinematic chaos before the common masses. A bold move. Fill out this form and submit your name to the mysterious records of pre-release glory, prestige, and highly suspicious importance.
Your chance to apply for early viewing access before everyone else starts pretending they were here from the beginning.
You are volunteering to become part of the earliest wave of witnesses to this cinematic nonsense.
It finds your confidence noteworthy, dramatic, and maybe a little suspicious.
Enter your information below. The viewing council, the stars, and at least one invisible administrator are allegedly paying attention.
The pre-release records have noticed your presence.