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The Adventures
of Gaylord

Preparing chaos, beans, destiny, and a totally reasonable amount of paperwork...

The Adventures of Gaylord
A school project with maximum cinematic nonsense

The Adventures
of Gaylord

A wild comedy project with gigantic energy, ridiculous characters, suspicious levels of drama, and the kind of advertising that acts like this is the most important motion picture event in the history of humanity, beans, and whatever else is floating through space.

The hilariously serious countdown to pre-release viewing signups

The sacred hour is still over the horizon. The forms slumber, the bureaucracy dreams, and tomorrow waits in suspicious majesty.

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The gates of preview are creaking.
The clock has become theatrical.
Humanity nears the forms.
Please clutch your pearls.
PRE-RELEASE SIGNUPS ARE CURRENTLY LOCKED BY THE CLOCK
Heroics.
Chaos.
Forms.
Absolute Madness.

What is this masterpiece?

This website was made to advertise a comedy school project: The Adventures of Gaylord. It is designed to feel animated, dramatic, cartoony, overconfident, and significantly more important than any website with this much nonsense should ever be.

Big Comedy Energy

Everything is loud, colorful, exaggerated, and powered by the sacred belief that subtlety is for cowards.

Trailer Central

The trailer button goes straight to the YouTube channel so viewers can witness updates and whatever cinematic business occurs next.

School Project

This project is for Christopher Shelley, Ty Keeler, Blake Pitts, and Makar Portniagin, which means history is being made whether the world is ready or not.

Cast & Crew

Names and roles are grouped by team. Hover a card to flip it dramatically, because ordinary cards lacked courage.

Production & Crew

Ty KeelerProduction & Crew
Gaylord Queerston
Christopher ShelleyProduction & Crew
Catstopher Shelley, Christopher Shelley, Nazi Best Friend, Resurrected Person
Hannah MyersProduction & Crew
Costumes, Make-up
Blake PittsProduction & Crew
The Rabid Gay
Makar PortniaginProduction & Crew
Vehicle Hitler
Kate MillerProduction & Crew
Makeup, Costumes, Background Drag

Production

Brad NunnProduction
Director, Photographer
Jonathan MyersProduction
Set Baker
Shelby FintonProduction
Script Editor

Crew

Ziggy HoldenCrew
Drag King/Queen, Background
Eden AndersCrew
Drag King/Queen, Background
Makenna OverholtCrew
Drag King/Queen, Background
Raiden P.Crew
Unknown Narrator
LennnnayyyyyyyyyCrew
Drag King/Queen, Background
Julee ShelleyCrew
Drag King/Queen, Background
Kylie DondersonCrew
Drag King/Queen, Background

Project Highlights

StyleWhat to expect
Cartoony, dramatic, ridiculous, and fully committed to being way too much.
Preview AccessAdministrative Destiny
To unlock pre-release viewing, you must survive the Super Duper Secret Clipboard Challenge.
MissionCompletely Reasonable Goal
Make this project feel like a historical event, a heroic saga, and a paperwork emergency all at once.

Project Credits

Created For

Christopher Shelley, Ty Keeler, Blake Pitts, and Makar Portniagin.

Applications

Pre-release applications remain locked until either the countdown ends or the Super Duper Secret Clipboard Challenge says otherwise.

SOMEONE HAS FAILED THE CLIPBOARD CHALLENGE

The internet trembles. The paperwork screams. Everyone will now be dramatically refreshed.